Above Bored is a boutique B&B, catering to singles, doubles, or a family.

The entire front of house is at your disposal to make you feel right at home, from the stained glass front door entry with your personal choice of combination lock to your private lounge and bedroom/s. Your air-conditioned wing is tastefully furnished, in keeping with the classy cottage ambience of this Federation-style home.

The front courtyard with outside furniture is available for your use, and an ashtray is also provided in this area.

Breakfast

Our aim is to provide all the urbane comforts of a city B&B, without the imposition of hovering hosts. Accordingly, we do not intrude at breakfast time, before you are ready to face the world. Rather, we pamper you with the continental breakfast provisions of your choice, including eggs and endless tea and coffee, discreetly placed in your sideboard the night before, so you can help yourself at your leisure in the morning. When you indicate, via a sign hanging on the dividing door, we will quietly clear away your breakfast things, and service your rooms.

You'll receive the password to free wireless internet for your laptop computer. Alternatively, you may prefer to visit one of the many internet cafes in nearby Northbridge.

Laundry

When our washing machine is not in use, you are welcome to use our laundry facilities and clothes line/dryer, if we are in attendance. There is a laundromat within easy strolling distance.

Children

Children of all ages are welcome at Above Bored, where child safety has been carefully considered. Our landscaped gardens are fully enclosed within high clinker brick walls, with high latch gates. There's a sturdy grille over the goldfish pond, and fire screens are provided for each of the gas fireplaces, which attach to the wall when children are in residence. However, all responsibility for the safety of your children can only reside with you.

As we do not own a cot, you may like to bring a porta-cot, for any littleys not yet comfortable sleeping in a single bed. You are most welcome to feed our pond fish at feeding times – just ask us for some fish flakes.

Smoking

You are welcome to smoke outside, using the ashtray provided on your outdoor setting.